Butcher: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 March 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robot butcher is very precise and very unsettling. Customers miss the banter about sausages.
Replaced by: A precision cutter with no sausage jokes
- Your apron will be the last thing in the shop with any personality.
- Lab-grown meat now has a robot butcher. Nobody is comfortable.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.