Role deprecation notice
Cinematographer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 9 January 2029, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Every shot is now golden hour. Even indoors. Even at night.
Replaced by: A drone with impeccable taste
- Lens flare now auto-added for emotional depth.
- The dolly track is now a museum piece.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.