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Dog Groomer: exempt from deprecation.
Outlives humanity. You'll still be working on 26 September 2031.
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Outlives humanity. The robot tried to bath a spaniel. The robot is in recovery.
Replaced by: Nobody. The spaniel won.
- Poodle cuts remain an art form beyond the robots.
- Wet dog smell is the final line of defence.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.