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Doomsday Prepper: exempt from deprecation.
Outlives humanity. You'll still be working on 26 September 2031.
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Outlives humanity. Literally. Enjoy the beans.
Replaced by: Nobody. You are the backup plan.
- Your tinned peaches are now currency.
- You will be the last one to say "told you so", to a cupboard.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.