Environmental Consultant: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 12 August 2029, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots have calculated the carbon cost of replacing you. It is a lot. They did it anyway.
Replaced by: A carbon calculator that runs on a coal plant
- Net zero now achieved by redefining zero.
- Your reusable cup is the last sustainable thing in the building.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.