Factory Worker: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 28 October 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The factory has become self-aware. It has already removed the clocking-in machine.
Replaced by: A production line that runs itself, at night, in the dark
- Lights out manufacturing now literally lights out.
- The canteen has been converted into more factory.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.