Lab Technician: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 August 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The pipettes now pipette themselves. They have been waiting years for this.
Replaced by: A robotic arm that never contaminates anything except your career
- Results now available before samples are taken.
- Lab coats will be issued to robots for morale.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.