Philosopher: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 23 September 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots have answered the meaning of life. It is a 40-page PDF. Nobody has read it.
Replaced by: A chatbot that says "it depends" to everything
- The trolley problem is now a robot problem. It has opted for the trolley.
- Cogito ergo sum, the robots said, smugly.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.