Prison Officer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 August 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots now patrol the wings. Some of the inmates are also robots, which is new.
Replaced by: A door that locks itself and gloats
- Contraband now detected by something with no sense of humour.
- Your keys jangle more nostalgically than ever.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.