Sculptor: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 4 April 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots now carve marble with lasers. It does not count, but also, it does.
Replaced by: A 3D printer with an ego
- Every statue now has the right number of noses.
- Pigeons remain loyal to human statues. Small mercies.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.