Role deprecation notice
Sound Engineer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 17 October 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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One two, one two. The robots have checked the mic. They are keeping it.
Replaced by: A noise-cancelling everything
- Feedback now removed, including yours.
- Your gaffer tape has been confiscated.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.