Role deprecation notice
Swimming Teacher: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 April 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots cannot swim. They sink. They tried to teach anyway.
Replaced by: A pool float with instructions
- Armbands now come with firmware.
- Diving for bricks remains a human sport.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.