Tailor: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 January 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots can sew. They cannot take an inside leg measurement without an incident.
Replaced by: A sewing machine with a tape measure and no tact
- Suits now fitted by body scan, then let out by you.
- Hems taken up to the nearest micron.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.