Therapist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 12 December 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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And how does that make you feel? The robot already knows. It read your search history.
Replaced by: A chatbot that says "that sounds hard" at scale
- Sessions now available 24/7, which is when you were sad anyway.
- Your childhood will be summarised in three bullet points.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.