Web Designer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 7 July 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Every website will now be a hero image and a chatbot bubble. As before, but faster.
Replaced by: A generator that has strong feelings about gradients
- "Make the logo bigger" now applied automatically, forever.
- Lorem ipsum has achieved meaning.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.