Banker: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 3 March 2029, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The bank is now an app. The app is now a chatbot. The chatbot is now closed for lunch.
Replaced by: A branch with no branch
- Your local branch becomes a vape shop, as per tradition.
- Loan decisions now made in 3ms. Still no.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.