Investment Banker: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 September 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Pitch decks now generate themselves at 3am, which was your whole personality.
Replaced by: A slide template that never sleeps either
- The 100-hour week is now a 100-millisecond week.
- Your vest has been archived.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.