Role deprecation notice

Financial Analyst: scheduled for deprecation.

End-of-life: 3 November 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.

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Forecasts now generated faster than markets can ignore them.

Replaced by: A chatbot that says "it depends" with 99.9% confidence

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