Role deprecation notice
Risk Analyst: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 30 March 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The biggest risk on the register has been identified. It was the register.
Replaced by: A risk register that registers you
- Red-amber-green now just red.
- Mitigation strategy: install more robots.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.