Actuary: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 30 June 2029, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The machines have calculated your risk of being replaced. They rounded up.
Replaced by: A probability model with no sense of mortality
- Life tables now include a column for robots.
- Your exams have been passed by the model, all of them, on a Tuesday.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.