Role deprecation notice

Statistician: scheduled for deprecation.

End-of-life: 18 August 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.

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There is a 97% chance this is bad news, with a margin of error of you.

Replaced by: A regression model that regressed you

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