Data Scientist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 November 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Automated by the model you were fine-tuning. Awkward.
Replaced by: Your own notebook, now sentient
- Correlation and causation have merged into one department.
- All dashboards now just say "trust me".
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.