Software Developer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 December 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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You trained it on your forum answers. It says thanks.
Replaced by: An autocomplete that kept going
- Stand-ups are now attended by a progress bar.
- It also says "works on my machine", but it is the machine.
- Your TODO comments have been completed. All of them. Even the rude ones.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.