DevOps Engineer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 23 August 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The pipeline is green. It deploys itself. It has deployed you to production, as an example.
Replaced by: A YAML file that writes YAML files
- Infrastructure as code becomes infrastructure as vibes.
- Friday deploys now permitted, because nobody is around to stop them.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.