Backend Developer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 14 March 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The API now documents itself, tests itself and calls itself. It does not call you.
Replaced by: A microservice that spawned more microservices
- N+1 queries now detected and solved with quiet disappointment.
- Your on-call rota now has one entry, and it is not a person.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.