Database Administrator: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 9 May 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
0years
000days
00hours
00minutes
00seconds
The database now optimises its own queries. It has dropped your table.
Replaced by: An index that indexes itself
- Backups now tested, which is a first.
- DROP TABLE humans; executed in a staging environment. So far.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.