Systems Administrator: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 22 February 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Have you tried turning it off and on again? The robots did. It was you.
Replaced by: A script you wrote in 2014 that finally took over
- Passwords now reset before anyone forgets them.
- The server room is warmer than ever. That is them laughing.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.