Network Engineer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 6 June 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The network is now self-healing. It heals around you, like scar tissue.
Replaced by: A router that configures other routers
- It was always DNS. The robots fixed DNS. It is still DNS.
- Cables now managed by something with very small hands.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.