Role deprecation notice
Site Reliability Engineer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 11 January 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Uptime is now 100%. The only thing that went down was you.
Replaced by: A pager that answers itself
- Postmortems written before the incident.
- Error budgets spent on robot holidays.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.