Role deprecation notice

Cabin Crew: scheduled for deprecation.

End-of-life: 30 March 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.

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The robots now do the safety demo. Nobody watches it. As before.

Replaced by: A drinks trolley that drives itself, slowly, into your elbow

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Misery loves company. So do the robots.

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* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.