Waiter: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 9 September 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Your table is ready. A robot will bring the food on a tray it found terribly difficult.
Replaced by: A tray on wheels with a cat face
- Tips now paid to the robot's favourite charity.
- "Is everything okay with your meal?" asked every 90 seconds.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.