Kitchen Porter: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 30 November 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The dishwasher has been promoted. It is now a person, legally.
Replaced by: A dishwasher with a union card
- Pots now washed without complaint, which unsettles everyone.
- The chef still shouts at you. The robot is protected.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.