Barista: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 2 February 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robot makes a perfect flat white and spells your name right. It is horrifying.
Replaced by: A coffee robot that spells your name correctly, menacingly
- Latte art now photorealistic.
- Oat milk upcharge automated.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.