Role deprecation notice

Bartender: scheduled for deprecation.

End-of-life: 20 April 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.

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The robots mix perfect cocktails. They do not listen to your problems. Your job is safe-ish.

Replaced by: A cocktail robot that does not care about your divorce

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Misery loves company. So do the robots.

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* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.