CEO: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 31 December 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
0years
000days
00hours
00minutes
00seconds
The board has found a cheaper option. It agrees with the board.
Replaced by: A model trained on shareholder letters
- Visionary statements now generated at scale.
- Your golden parachute has been reassigned to the server room.
- Posts about resilience will continue without you.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.