Chief of Staff: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 August 2029, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The CEO's brain has been externalised. It is a document now.
Replaced by: A very long shared doc
- Every fire is now put out by the thing that started it.
- Strategic alignment achieved via firmware update.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.