Project Manager: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 4 April 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The Gantt chart has achieved sentience and moved your deadline.
Replaced by: A Gantt chart that updates itself out of spite
- Status meetings now held between dashboards.
- Every project is now on track, and so is the train coming for you.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.