Product Manager: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 8 August 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The roadmap now has a roadmap, and you are not on it.
Replaced by: A ticket bot with strong opinions about priority
- Stakeholder alignment achieved by removing stakeholders.
- Every feature request now answered with "great idea, shipped".
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.