Role deprecation notice

Executive Assistant: scheduled for deprecation.

End-of-life: 14 February 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.

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The CEO said they could never replace you. The CEO has also been replaced.

Replaced by: An agent with your boss's passwords

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Misery loves company. So do the robots.

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* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.