Role deprecation notice
Chiropractor: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 6 June 2029, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robot cracked your back. It also cracked your password.
Replaced by: A massage chair with confidence
- Alignment now achieved by software.
- That click was the robot getting the job.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.