Massage Therapist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 January 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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A robot will now rub your shoulders. It will also tell you about its feelings, which is worse.
Replaced by: A chair with sixteen opinionated rollers
- Whale music replaced by server fan noise.
- Knots now untied with the precision of a sailor robot.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.