Circus Performer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 June 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
0years
000days
00hours
00minutes
00seconds
The robots juggle perfectly. They never drop anything. The crowd is bored stiff.
Replaced by: A juggling arm with no showmanship
- Tightrope walks now done by a thing with gyroscopes. Where is the jeopardy?
- The ringmaster has also been replaced. The lions are thrilled.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.