Clown: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 September 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Robot clowns have been tried. They are much, much scarier. You are in demand.
Replaced by: A robot clown, which nobody wanted
- Balloon animals now generated in 3D, and they are all dogs.
- Your horn is the last analogue honk.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.