Comedian: exempt from deprecation.
Outlives humanity. You'll still be working on 26 September 2031.
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Outlives humanity. The robots tried comedy. The timing was impeccable. Nobody laughed.
Replaced by: Nobody. The robots explained the joke.
- Hecklers are now bots. They are not funny either.
- You will do the last ever gig. Book the venue now.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.