Screenwriter: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 December 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Act three: the robots take over the writers' room. Nobody saw it coming, except all of you.
Replaced by: A plot twist generator stuck on "it was a dream"
- Sequels now commissioned by the sequel.
- Every script now ends with a setup for a franchise.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.