Role deprecation notice
Cowboy: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 April 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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There is a new sheriff in town. It is a server rack in a hat.
Replaced by: A self-driving horse
- Lassoing is now done with laser accuracy.
- Yeehaw remains human-exclusive.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.