Pirate: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 19 September 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots have taken the seas. They speak only in "arr" now. It is unbearable.
Replaced by: A ship that says "arr" every 4 seconds
- Treasure maps now on GPS, which ruins it.
- Your parrot has been replaced by a drone that repeats everything you say.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.