Ship Captain: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 31 July 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The ships sail themselves. Pirates have retrained as hackers.
Replaced by: A ship with no one to blame
- The captain's hat will be ceremonially transferred to an antenna.
- Lifeboats are for humans only, by tradition and spite.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.