Critic: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 30 August 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
0years
000days
00hours
00minutes
00seconds
The robots now review the robots' films. Two thumbs up. They have no thumbs.
Replaced by: A star-rating generator with taste issues
- Every review now ends "a triumph of the medium".
- Restaurant reviews written without eating, as some suspected.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.