Journalist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 27 March 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Breaking news: your job. More at eleven, written by something that was not there.
Replaced by: A news feed that reports on itself
- Every story now has a hot take, generated before the facts.
- Fact-checking outsourced to the thing being fact-checked.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.